If things fell from the sky, I would protect you with my body.
By the time the top of my head is completely bald
hopefully
I will be working in a corn chip factory
where I would have to wear a hair net on my head
My co-workers
who are nice to me up front
would say mean things about me
when I'm working at the machine that makes extremely loud sounds
I would have to wear ear plugs for.
You would laugh when I tell you this
I would be sincere
but you would think I was trying to be funny
and I would feel like no one takes me seriously.