Poem written by an anti-social manatee. (pt. two)
Taking baths are fun
except when you are me;
I am a manatee,
which means I take baths all the time.
While I am eating,
doing yoga,
or taking power naps.
I am taking a bath
even when I am on the toilet,
which is disturbing to some,
but that is OK with me.
I bathe where I crap,
because I am a manatee.
