Vener’s blog

Dear mom,

2008-02-03T04:47:58Z

If I play-out the idea of killing myself in my head enough then I might actually not do it The act of killing myself in reality wouldn't necessarily resolve anything but would console the fact that you might have been right in thinking that I was...

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If things fell from the sky, I would protect you with my body.

2007-12-15T08:12:43Z

By the time the top of my head is completely bald hopefully I will be working in a corn chip factory where I would have to wear a hair net on my head My co-workers who are nice to me up front would say mean things about me when I'm working at the ...

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Sundays are better off Mondays, because I do things which I get paid for and don't dwell too much.

2007-12-10T05:47:43Z

I hope it's o.k. that I'm still here The universe doesn't have an opinion to change about anyone or anything It hurts that I'm still the same I may have just confused pain for boredom Or is it boredom for pain Remind me I'm o.k. But don't rem...

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self-indulgent, cluster-fuck of words when I'm bored on a weekend

2007-12-02T03:44:03Z

If I get tired of being around you you shouldn't take it personal It wasn't your fault As typical as it may sound it's me not you and I wouldn't know where to begin explaining If you think I'm an asshole then you're not alone sometimes A lot of th...

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azygous (written, while on the toilet, waiting)

2007-11-30T05:53:22Z

Getting used to being alone isn't that bad You learn to depend on yourself more often which in turn helps develop a more solid foundation to your self-esteem It also dissuades you from not encouraging your personal opinion and persuades you to...

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red sea urchins eat kelp, i think.

2007-09-18T03:35:57Z

A red sea urchin crawls on the bottom of the pacific ocean, nursing a hang over, singing a portishead song in his head. This certain creature has had a long night filled with nothing but redundant dispositions, hindered by recurring neurosis, lead...

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Stupid neighbor's dog that never stops barking (I still think writing a haiku is boring) haiku.

2007-08-29T08:35:40Z

Shut the fuck up dog Why are you always barking? Do you need to poo?

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Let's pretend we're not needy.

2007-08-05T02:41:52Z

This is what I sound like speaking from inside a walnut shell. It is high pitched and muffled. It is almost inaudible. I only speak in three syllabled phrases, and say things like: hello there, how are you, and I am dead. I will befriend a squirr...

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Store asphyxiation.

2007-08-01T05:20:53Z

I pick up a bundle of pita bread Walking to the check out line I think of what else I need Nothing comes to mind An over-endulgent Obese man stands behind me We are waiting in the same line The store is unusually crowded I am not wearing u...

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Poem written by an anti-social manatee. (pt. two)

2007-07-29T03:37:00Z

Taking baths are fun except when you are me; I am a manatee, which means I take baths all the time. While I am eating, doing yoga, or taking power naps. I am taking a bath even when I am on the toilet, which is disturbing to some, but th...

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